Christmas Definition Card

# Christmas Definition Card Forget the dictionary—here's what Christmas really means: a season of strategic gift-wrapping, perfecting your "surprised" face, and discovering that fruitcake is simultaneously everyone's least favorite gift and somehow still appearing on tables nationwide. This witty definition card captures the humorous truth behind the holidays with clever wordplay and a knowing wink to anyone who's ever navigated the chaos of December. Perfect for adding a laugh to your festive greetings or gifting to fellow holiday realists who appreciate humor wrapped in seasonal cheer.